Tiger's Speech

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Tiger is not a very animated guy but I can tell sincerity when I see it, especially from men. So, yes, I believe he was sincere with his very well crafted apology! Now, with regards to "why" he was sincere, only Tiger knows. It could be sponsors, stress, or a desire to make it work with his wife. I think, like most men, he doesn't regret the sex or the fun, he regrets getting caught and all the aggravation that ensued. That said, I think it's a bit unrealistic for him to think he will never do it again.  Hell, the guy is only 33 years old! I hope he doesn't but my prediction is he keeps his cool for the next five years, divorces Elan, and lives a very private single life but remains a good dad.

I'm on the fence about whether or not Elan was violent with him but who knows and, ultimately, who cares what goes on in their lives.  However, If a guy "allegedly" hit a woman with a golf club you can be sure there would be an FBI investigation [as there should be]. Well ladies, here's one double standard that works in your favor ;-) , it seems no one cared that she may have used domestic violence.

Moreover, by paying attention to their problems [and other celebs] we're taking time away from solving our own.  Remember this little quote from the Bible, "he who has not sinned, let him cast the first stone."  

I find it remarkable that the public and media people weigh in on this stuff, slinging insults and posturing as if their lives were so fkn perfect. LOL.

 If I was Tiger, what would I do?

This is what my apology would have sounded like:

"Look, I'm Tiger Woods, I have lots of money, I'm famous, I've worked longer and harder than most of you assholes and you have no right to judge me so shut your fkn pie holes.  Now that we're clear on that, remember I'm the best golfer there ever was, I'm not here to be your "moral thermometer" , I'm here to play golf.  I'm on the road 300 days a year and I get horny, remember I'm 33 yo! As far as my wife Elan is concerned, yeah, I made a mistake getting married and I broke our contractual agreement for that I am trul sorry, I made a mistake but she's not the best wife anyway. She can't cook, I've never seen her with a fkn vacuum cleaner in her hand, the hair in the shower drain is beyond disgusting, and she always leaves the seat down [in our 40 bathrooms] after she pees. 

Moreover, I'm sorry if you all wasted your time showing up at this press conference thinking I was going to spill the beans on all the ass I've been hitting, no way. This is between cheese and salsa and it's "nacho business". I will say this, "sex rehab" is for perverts and not for a guy like me who is just acting like a 33year old rich boy flying around in a private jet making my agents and staff rich.  So, again, I'm sorry I didn't buy a disposable phone from Walmart, I'm sorry I got caught, and I'm sorry you're lives are so boring that you want to follow me around all day. I hope those bitches that turned me in enjoyed their "fifteen minutes of fame" cuz it's now over sucka.  BTW, I didn't KILL anybody, it was just sex." xoxo The "T Dog".

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